var quotes=new Array(5);

quotes[0] = "\"I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.\" - Albert Einstein";

quotes[1] = "\"It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.\" - Albert Einstein";

quotes[2] = "\"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.\" - Albert Einstein";

quotes[3] = "\"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.\" - Albert Einstein";

quotes[4] = "\"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.\" - Albert Einstein";

quotes[5] = "\"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me.\" - Isaac Newton";

quotes[6] = "\"Even a stopped clock shows the right time twice a day.\" - Marwood"; 

quotes[7] = "\"Some of the Laziest people are the smartest people.\" - Yogesh Kondareddy"; 

quotes[8] = "\"Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.\" - Isaac Newton";

quotes[9] = "\"Anything that can possibly go wrong, does.\" - Murphy's Law";

n = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
document.write(quotes[n]);